i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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