I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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