Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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