I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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