Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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