i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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