I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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