I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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