just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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