I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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