i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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