I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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