Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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