She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i will never coherently bang her
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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