I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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