its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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