we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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