so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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