we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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