I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We are two peas in an std pod
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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