At least make sure they are 18
Why
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
No subtext here. People are naked.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
