I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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