It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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