Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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