Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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