hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize
