How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
