The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
