what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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