I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You can't just leave with hair like that
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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