Got a toothbrush?
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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