census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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