Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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