One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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