we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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