Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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