After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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