bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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