you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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