so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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