we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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