Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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