I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
