I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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