Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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