I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
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My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You ruined the universe
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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