Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
