I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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