it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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