I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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