sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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