that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
last night I used snow as a chaser
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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