booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
he thought i was a dude.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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